Foss, Glen


posted Apr 29, 2020, 10:21 AM by Bruce Rowe

The spring rain dapples the surface of the pond


The ducks are loving it—mallards, wigeons and some kind of diving duck


The soggy world outside is a river in the driveway and a flood in my garden


I shelter here in quarantine, watching ducks and writing


She is warm and dry, but does she know it’s raining?


Her birthday is next week, but we can’t celebrate together this year


I could stand outside her window in the rain and sing to her


But she would not understand why I am outside and not beside her


She gets a pill to help her eat and another to help her sleep


She converses continually with no one in particular


In the language of her youth


We are in the autumn of our years


But the spring rain will fall again

Happy Hour

posted Nov 23, 2016, 10:38 AM by Ron Pickett

Happy Hour


There were two doors down the hallway in the rear of Fitzwilly's Bar & Grille. Each door was adorned with an artistic rendition of a hunting dog, one bearing a sign "Pointers" and the other "Setters". Fitzwilly's was a purveyor of spirits, but dealt mostly in cold beer, nachos, and country music. In this university town on the Texas savannah, it was a place where world-renowned researchers rubbed shoulders and clinked glasses with students, ranch hands, and blue-collar workers.

As I made my way toward the restrooms one Friday evening, I encountered an attractive young woman standing in the hallway contemplating the signs. Her expression was both amused and puzzled, and in a delightful central European accent, she asked, "Excuse me please, vich am I?

I froze for a moment, considering the delicate task of differentiating between pointers and setters within context; then I just smiled and pointed toward the ladies' room.

When she returned to the bar area a few minutes later, I noticed that she was alone and offered to buy her a drink. Her name was Milena; she was a newly arrived graduate student from the Czech Republic and was doing research in agronomy.

With the aid of linguistic lubrication provided by additional beers, we learned that we could transcend cultural and generational differences to discuss topics such as the virtues of crop rotation, classification of soil profiles, andmost animatedlypreferences in brewing styles.

Milena expressed a fondness for lighter beers. (She was, after all, from the land of Pilsen and Budweis.) However she found the full, smooth, and not-too-hoppy flavor of Shiner Bock intriguing. She was fascinated to learn that Czech and German immigrants had settled several of the local communities and that their ethnic traditions remained strong in the area. Bock beer, kolaches, and strudel were easy to find.

She showed up for happy hour the following week, and I introduced her to my circle of Friday night friends. It was a loose-knit group comprised of a geochemist, a machine shop worker, a computer geek, a land surveyor, an apartment rental agent (never all at once)and whoever felt like pulling up a chair and buying a round. Milena was accepted without reservation and quickly became known as Millie.

Millie settled into the Texas way of life and became a regular with the group, seldom missing a Friday evening. We celebrated with her when she received her masters degree and began her PhD research project. None of us asked or knew much about her personal life. A couple of men asked her out, but she demurred, claiming to be flattered but not interested. Her manner was always pleasant and convivial; no one ever saw her drunk or even in a funky mood.

That all changed after we had known her about 18 months. Millie failed to appear one Friday, and the following week she joined us with the demeanor of a whipped puppy. When we expressed our concern, she shared with us that a love affair with a young professor in the veterinary school had ended badly when she had discovered that he was married. That night she alternated shots of Jaegermeister with her beers and got sloppy-wasted. None of us knew where she lived, but we called a cab for her and hoped she could direct the driver to the right address.

We were all adults, and most of us had endured similar experiences and had reacted with similar behaviors. Shit happens, and we did not dwell on the incident. She would grow and move on.

But Millie did not seem to be recovering. She was seen in various bars at all times of the day, red-eyed and puffy-faced. Sometimes she would join our Friday group after an obvious head start on the beer, but she contributed less and less to the conversations and global problem solving.

On the eve of a big football weekend, she sat down at our table near the shuffleboard, looking particularly morose. When we tried to engage her with small talk about the game, she blurted out that her advisor had warned her that she would lose her student visa if she did not make satisfactory progress on her dissertation by January.

I cant remember; I cant think; I cant do my research, she said, tears sliding down her cheeks, --and I have these bad headaches all the time.

The group exchanged knowing glances, as if to say, Yeah, staying drunk all the time will do that to you.

One of our newer cohorts, a medical student, spoke up. Millie, stop by the med building tomorrow. Lets run some tests.

Millie did not appear the following week, but the med student did. He informed us that Millies malignant brain tumor was at stage four and that she had only weeks to live.

Millie left us, richer for having known her, just before Christmas.

The two doors in the rear of Fitzwillys have been painted over, and the dog paintings have been replaced by plain signs reading Bucks and Does. I wonder if they will confuse anyone.





Road to Destiny

posted Nov 23, 2016, 10:35 AM by Ron Pickett

Road to Destiny

Brian turned up the radio and joined Willie Nelson in a chorus of On the Road Again. At that moment, he could have been the poster boy for both spring fever and wanderlust. The intoxicating fragrance of roadside sweet clover swirled through the open windows of his aging Ford pickup as he headed west on the two-lane blacktop, and his feelings of relief and anticipation were euphoric.

It was the first of June, 1991, and Brian celebrated as he drove from his home in Indiana to a summer job in the Oklahoma oil field.  A week before, he had aced the dreaded calculus final to finish his junior year at Purdue with higher grades than he had expected. The grades would assure renewal of his scholarship, and, with his summer income, he would have the funds to carry him through to graduation. He knew that there were always multiple job offers for graduating engineers with good transcripts.

The world really is my oyster, he thought. The stage is set for a great career and wonderful life. If I work hard, make good decisions and don’t screw it up, I can have it all.

Skirting the congestion of Indianapolis traffic by taking country roads, he made his way to Interstate 70. As he merged onto the highway and accelerated to the speed limit, he thanked himself for investing in a cruise control for his pickup. Traffic was light as he crossed into Illinois and drove past endless cornfields with clean rows of young plants posing as fat grass. A few miles west of Effingham, he pulled into the Circle D Truck Stop for lunch and parked his pickup among acres of gleaming eighteen-wheelers.

When Brian had been a boy, his Uncle Hank had told him, “Always eat where the truckers do. They know where the best food is.”

 The café was filled with truckers who looked well fed. He concluded that most were sitting in booths because they had outgrown the stools at the counter.

Well, they say travel is broadening, Brian thought as he slid onto a counter stool. At the far end of the counter, a buxom, thirtyish waitress with frizzy blond hair served a generous slice of pie to a huge driver with red hair and a red face. She turned toward Brian and raised her right hand, which held a Pyrex coffee pot, and her left eyebrow. He nodded in reply to her wordless question, and she brought the coffee, along with a plastic-laminated menu.

“And how are you this mornin’, honey?” she asked in a voice that was cheerful while conveying that she didn’t care at all how he was. The plastic name tag on her blouse announced that she was Faye, and her eyes were focused somewhere beyond Brian.

“Sick in bed,” he replied. It was something that Uncle Hank used in such situations.

She grinned. “Cute. I like that. You don’t know how tired I get of bozos that sit there and just say “fine” or nothing at all--just grunt. Which rig are you drivin’?” She glanced out the plate glass window at the parking area.

“The white Ranger,” he said as he studied the menu.

”Oh, I didn’t think you looked raunchy enough to be one of them big-rig jockeys.” Her loss of interest was palpable. He was a mere civilian, not part of the fraternity of the road and not destined to be one of her guys.

“I’ll have the hot beef sandwich special and a glass of milk,” said Brian.

As he waited for his order, he heard two truckers in a nearby booth engaged in a loud diatribe about how tough it was to make a living since the industry had been deregulated. Pay was too low, diesel was too high, driving hours were too restricted, there was too much paperwork, the Iowa Highway Patrol were chickenshit and wouldn’t cut any slack on speed limits, and the crummy Illinois roads were shaking their rigs apart.

Clint, a stocky driver in a green uniform, said, “Ya know, Jim, I got three kids and I’m just scraping by. Guess I might have to put Mama to work in that new WalMart they’re building--‘specially now that she’s saying she wants to send ‘em to college.”

“Yeah, sounds like my old lady” replied his tall, sandy-haired boothmate.  “I don’t know where they get these ideas that everybody needs to go to college. I told my kids that when they turn 18, their butts are going out my door. They can damn well get a job. They want to go to college, they can pay their own way.”

Clint edged his bulk out of the booth. “Well, better get on the road. Got a load of furniture that has to be in Philly in the morning.”

“I’m outta here in a minute too”, said Jim. “Have a good run and keep the shiny side up, pal.”

Faye delivered Brian’s ample plate of steaming food without comment. As he ate, he reflected on the conversation he had just overheard. If things were so bad, why didn’t these men want something better for their children, and why weren’t they looking for something better for themselves? He suspected that they found their life rewarding and that complaining was recreation for them. When he compared it with his chosen field of engineering, long-haul trucking didn’t look so bad. The drivers worked long hours away from home, but they didn’t have to perform on the job while dealing with continuing education, professional licensing and liability, wearing a tie to work, endless meetings, and kissing up to suits in the corner office.

Brian paid for his meal, returned to his truck and headed for the gasoline pumps to fill up before getting back on the road.

Jim raised his cup. “Hey Faye, can you warm this up?” The waitress rushed to the booth with her coffee pot.

“Hey, didja hear that old waitresses never die?” he asked.


“Nah, they just lose their tips.”

“Well, that ain’t gonna happen to me for a while.” She waggled her shoulders as she leaned to wipe the table, giving Jim a view of shifting breasts.

“Now I got one for you. Did you know that old truckers never die?”

“Okay, I give.”

“They just get a new Peterbuilt.”

Jim licked his finger and made an imaginary mark in the air. “One for you.”  He paused. “You know it just so happens that’s what I’ve got parked out in the lot.” He nodded toward a rig with a gleaming candy-apple red tractor.

Faye’s eyebrows arced up. “Yeah? Sleeper cab and all?”

“Sure; you want a tour?” he asked with his own brow lift.

Moving away with a coy toss of the head, she said, “Oh, you men are all alike!”

Jim stole a quick glance at his watch and called, “Bring me a slice of that rhubarb pie, Sugar.”

Fifteen minutes later, Jim wheeled his rig out of the parking lot and onto the access road. He adjusted the cab air conditioner as the KMOX announcer in St. Louis stated that the temperature was a muggy 92 degrees and that central Missouri was under a severe thunderstorm watch. The massive engine of the Peterbuilt purred as he powered up the ramp onto the interstate. When he was up to speed, he again checked his watch. He would have to push it to make his unload time at the lumber distribution warehouse in Tulsa. He knew that he had spent too much time on his stop, but he mused that it could have been worth while. Another quick calculation told him that he could be back in the area by the time Faye got off her next shift.

Traffic increased when I-70 joined I-55 coming down from Chicago, and the Illinois farmland gave way to the squalid sprawl of East St. Louis. Jim rolled across the Mississippi and past the shadow of the shining Gateway Arch. The I-55 transition ramp skirted Busch Stadium, and he could see that a ballgame was in progress. He was glad that all those cars were parked for the moment.

A few minutes later, Jim reached for the mike of his citizens band radio and pressed the button on its side. “This is Gentleman Jim. I’m just leavin’ the double nickel and startin’ down the four-four. Anybody out ahead of me? Come back.”

The c.b. crackled; then, “Hey, Gentle Jim, this is Mojave Max. I’m just past Pacific.”

“Ten-four. What’s it look like ahead?”

“Traffic’s light. Some pretty good thunderheads to the west, though.”

“Ten-four. What about Smokey?”

“Ain’t seen Bear One. I hear it’s clear right on down to Rolla. Put the hammer down, Buddy.”

The Missouri landscape was like that of a different country. The highway cut through limestone hills, forming roadcut canyons with vertical rock walls. As I-44 plunged farther into the Ozarks, the valleys were deeper and the highway grades longer.

Jim knew his machine well and, like all truckers, he picked up extra speed on the downgrades, using the momentum to help him crest the next hill. He was doing eighty as he crossed the Meramec River, and he marveled at the engineering that allowed his huge rig loaded with hardwood to handle as smoothly as a sedan. On occasion, he would curse the “squirrels with their cruise controls” in smaller vehicles when they forced him to move to the passing lane or to downshift and lose valuable speed.

With an eye on the darkening sky, Jim recalled his banter with Faye. He had heard some c.b. chat about the Circle D offering “all the comforts of home”, and now it made perfect sense. There had been chemistry with the waitress. Except for a small good-living paunch, he still had the lean, muscular build that had made him a three-sport high school athlete fifteen years earlier. Faye was more attractive than the run-of-the-mill lot lady. His fantasy began to take on physical dimensions, and he shifted in the spacious leather seat to ease the growing pressure at his groin.

The late spring thunderstorm grew fast and fed itself with warm, moist air that it sucked from the forested valleys and rocky hilltops. Within the rushing updraft, the air cooled and released additional heat energy as its humidity condensed into raindrops. The new heat warmed more air and strengthened the updraft, fueling the growing storm.

Frank and Stella Jennings were headed home to Joplin. They had spent a week in St. Louis after attending their granddaughter’s graduation from Washington University. They rode into the squall line as they started down a grade just outside Cuba. Dusty wind gusts rocked their new BMW 525, and a shower of raindrops the size of table grapes followed. Frank turned on the headlights and slowed to 60 mph, because he was aware that his eyesight and reflexes weren’t what they once had been. Stella, who owned a continuing obligation to help Frank with his driving, became agitated.

“Frank, I can’t see in this. Shouldn’t you pull over?”

“Well, I can see fine. These wipers can handle it. Just take it easy,” he said, irritated.

The rain ceased as suddenly as it had begun. Frank relaxed and began to rebuild his speed. He glanced across at Stella and noted that she had loosened her belt and was leaning forward on the edge of her seat.

At the bottom of the hill, they slammed into the curtain of falling water that was the main body of the storm. Visibility dropped to zero, and Frank lifted his foot from the accelerator as their four eyes strained to penetrate the deluge. Stella panicked and shrieked, “Frank!”

Though Frank had seen nothing, he slammed his foot down hard onto the brake pedal. The anti-lock braking system brought the heavy car to a straight and rapid stop that was a tribute to its German engineering.

The Chevrolet that had been following the Jennings car braked, swerved, and shot off the highway and down an embankment.  The third vehicle, a pickup, locked its brakes and slid sideways. The passenger-side door impacted the rear of the BMW, compressing the truck to half its width and causing the driver’s door to spring open.

Dazed and injured, the driver struggled to release his seat belt.

The Peterbuilt’s speedometer registered 70 when Jim realized how dense the second wave of rain would be. His foot was moving toward the brake when he saw the wreck--far too late.

Clouds of steam rolled off the big rig’s brakes as the power of compressed air drove wet linings against steel drums. The howl of the brakes and the shriek of rubber on concrete ended in a booming crash as the heavy tractor struck the wreckage and the weight of the jack-knifing trailer sent it up and over the two cars, flatterning them onto the pavement.

The tractor had come to rest atop the other vehicles and was tilted to the right at a steep angle. Jim hung suspended in his seat belt, willing his trembling hands to relax enough to release the buckle. He was aware that nothing was hurting except for a rising knot on his forehead. A strong odor of diesel fuel filled the cab.

Jim released the belt and slid down the seat to the passenger-side door. He unlatched it, and it fell open. Fighting to control his rubbery legs, he climbed to the ground. Fuel was pouring from a ruptured saddle tank and splashing onto the pavement to blend with the falling rain. The mixture ran under the pickup’s bumper where it merged with the flow of something darker.

A flash of lightning illuminated the bumper, revealing a mangled Indiana license plate and a Purdue University parking sticker.

Glen's submission for this months contest

posted Jul 27, 2012, 2:21 PM by VWG SDcounty   [ updated Oct 21, 2019, 3:58 PM by Bruce Rowe ]

Glen Foss 
VE Day (Submitted by Glen Foss for this months contest)

The torpedo hit us just above the keel at the aft boiler room right after our gang assumed the mid watch. There was a huge explosion and all hell broke loose. For some reason the lights stayed on for a while. I kind of wish they hadn’t.

The ship lurched and started to list. We were thrown around like rag dolls against the bulkheads and machinery. Steam lines ruptured, and the compartment began to fill with boiling water. A high-pressure line broke near Blackie, and the live steam sliced through his body like a hot knife.

I’ll never forget the look on his dead face. Not shock or agony, just—surprise.

Blackie was the E-5 on my boiler room watch. He was my sea daddy and quickly became my best friend. He taught me how to stay on the good side of the Chief and how to enjoy liberty without getting into trouble. Even took me to the best whorehouse in Tsingtao.

I haven’t slept much since that happened. The pain from my healing scald burns is enough to keep me awake, but it’s mostly that scene—like from a war movie, but real. When the lights did go out, there was new light from the burning fuel oil floating on the water, along with the noise of escaping steam. The heat and the burn pain were horrific. I could hear a couple of the guys screaming farther forward near the boiler.

The damage control team got there fast and grabbed me while I was trying to reach Ellis and Ianucci. I’m pretty sure I could have got to them, but the DC guys wouldn’t listen and hauled me out of the compartment. I think I blacked out then.

I realize that they had to seal the compartment to save the ship, but just a couple of more minutes---.

After we made port, they shipped me back east for some leave and reassignment to a tin can out of Newport. I’m staying at the Armed Forces YMCA in New York City.

There’s a little bar just off Times Square where the drinks are cheap and they don’t give you any crap if you sit back in the corner. If I have a few there, I can usually manage to stumble back to the Y and get a couple hours of sleep. The bad stuff started running through my head earlier than usual today, so I got back to the bar as soon as they opened.

Times Square is always a noisy place, so I didn’t notice the commotion are first—and I was already on my fourth beer. Soon it got wild out there, and some guy ran in yelling something about unconditional surrender by the Nazis.

I wandered out to check out the commotion and saw the crowd going berserk. A couple of sailors from one of the carriers and a nurse were kissing and whooping it up right in front of me.

Victory in Europe! Well, hallelujah. Hitler and Germany are finished. Meanwhile the Japs fight on, and Blackie is still dead.

Go ahead and celebrate, you birdfarm deck apes. The war is over—for you.

By Glen Foss

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